‘Why does this matter, and what are you on about?’ I can hear you asking.

Well.

Click this, and see what the problem is.

It turns out that Abraham Lincoln was way ahead of his time and basically decided to ruin our chances of ever getting a successful site.

The issue is that in transcripts and works about the Gettysburg address, he says “and that” a few times, couple that with the word “Lincoln” and bingo, that’s our problem.

The problem isn’t quite as bad if you use Google UK, but still. Look at how sneaky he’s being, getting in there below us.

Basically, what we’re saying is that Abraham Lincoln was an arse. Not only was he American, he was an arse.