One of the first posts we ever did on this site was called something along these lines, and I looked at “big club anthems” and what was likely to be played. The irony is that I never go out because I dislike loud, cramped spaces and hot sweaty people standing too close to me.

But I’ve just discovered this which changes my whole view on clubbing.

If Home in Lincoln can play this (or indeed any other equally good establishment, we’re not advertising), it will make my evening and I will start attending nights out.

I can’t help but feel that if Miley Cyrus had released stuff like that to begin with, then we wouldn’t have the problem we’ve got now.

Also, this, “Wideboys Club Remix” of the annoying foetus of pop Conor Maynard has even managed to make one of his more boring songs (and that’s saying something) actually listenable.

Lincoln, you have been challenged. Start playing terrible pop but amazing remixes, then I shall attend your clubs once more.

(Oh yeah, also I don’t like alcohol, which kind of kills it for going out for me).