New Year, New Me. Whoops, I Just Ate A Cheeseburger

A cartoon of a little boy yelling at a tiger saying "resolutions? me? just what are you implying? that i need to change? well buddy, as far as i'm concerned i'm perfect the way i am!" whilst the tiger looks away puzzled.

So, the entire world is currently going mental about New Year Resolutions. “Yeah I’m going to be a completely different person”, “I’m going to be super healthy”, “I’m going to go to the gym everyday”, “I’m on a juice detox for January” etc etc. Yeah, yeah, we get it. New Year new you right?

We at Lincoln & That understand the whole wanting to change thing, but why do all the usual things? Why go jogging when you know you’ll spend most of your morning sat on a bench? Why diet when you know on day 8 you’ll be scoffing a McDonald’s cheeseburger? Here’s a picture just to tease you if you are dieting by the way.

How about trying something COMPLETELY different? You never know what might happen. Here are some of our suggestions for an extreme (we mean really extreme) change:

We hope your New Year resolutions (whether you’re still keeping them or have already broken them) have been made a little more exciting by watching these videos.

 

Music “In Da Club” – December 2013

Miley Cyrus looking happy, and innocent.

One of the first posts we ever did on this site was called something along these lines, and I looked at “big club anthems” and what was likely to be played. The irony is that I never go out because I dislike loud, cramped spaces and hot sweaty people standing too close to me.

But I’ve just discovered this which changes my whole view on clubbing.

If Home in Lincoln can play this (or indeed any other equally good establishment, we’re not advertising), it will make my evening and I will start attending nights out.

I can’t help but feel that if Miley Cyrus had released stuff like that to begin with, then we wouldn’t have the problem we’ve got now.

Also, this, “Wideboys Club Remix” of the annoying foetus of pop Conor Maynard has even managed to make one of his more boring songs (and that’s saying something) actually listenable.

Lincoln, you have been challenged. Start playing terrible pop but amazing remixes, then I shall attend your clubs once more.

(Oh yeah, also I don’t like alcohol, which kind of kills it for going out for me).