Picture the scene; you’ve been wandering the streets of Lincoln having a good old window shop and you need a tasty drink to replenish your thirst.

And what better way to rehydrate yourself than through a nice fresh milkshake, eh?

Plus, if you’re Kelis, your milkshake might bring boys like this…

#yesplease

or this…

to your yard.

And that’s where Eskimoo comes in. Eskimoo is a duo of milkshake shops based in Lincoln. You can’t miss them due to the “cute” cartoon cow on their logo. Plus, when you go in, there’s a huge board on the wall with every sweet and chocolate you can ever think of. From chocolate orange and turkish delight to smarties and skittles, they have it all.

So you choose a flavour and they blend it into a shake. The stakes are high here. If you choose the wrong flavour, it may just be the most devastating thing ever.

But whatever you choose, it’s all for the lovely price of £2.95. Pull the udder one, you say? I’m not milking it, they really are that cheap. And believe me, they’re so worth it. Pat on the back for guessing my favourite flavour…

No?

It has got to be the After Eight one.  That one is amazing.

You can also pay a bit extra for toppings, but to be honest they don’t make that moo-ch difference because the taste of the actual milkshake is so strong.

Oh, and they also have a ‘student shake’ which is basically a lot of redbull. I’ve never tried this, as it might just finish me off, but I’ve heard it’s rather nice.

So if you want those boys in your yard, buy an Eskimoo and take it home with you. Capisce?

As a bonus prize, here are some wonderful cow jokes.